Reality Show....

....I am sure that would be a lot of fun......People at Walmart are incredible.....*lol*

Sarcasm.....

...yeah Baby, the "thicker" the better.....*lol*

Older men....

...Need love too! *lol*

Relationships....

...are overratetd....what do you think? Lol

Gourmet Food...

...care for a Piece of rattlesnake? Yummy?

Fun with the President....

....if Mr. Trump will take the bait?

9 lives.....

...ist always a pleasure to meet, grumpy the cat.....*lol*

Dreams....

...on this note...have a nice Sunday....*lol*

Universal sign.....

....*lol*

Error 404...

......police...always ready to save your bacon......gotta love those guys....

Insight.....

......*lol*

Rebel Yell....

....yell as loud as you can.....*lol*

Canadian Riot.....

...charming.....*lol*

Crime and Punishment.....

..I would honk the whole day...*lol*

NOT a fashion statement.....

....*lol*

The voices.....

..must be obeyed......*lol*

Halloween....

...is just around the corner...*lol*

Instagram....

...my words....*lol*

Respect....

...*lol*

Munchies...

......Feeling slightly uncomfortable, dude? *lol*

Sisters of Eastwick....

...*lol*...parallel parking.....

Overdose....

of fun...always recommended by your local surgeon.....*lol*

Insight.....

 ..lo and behold....*lol*

Lately, at the airport.....

...no, we don´t want to see what the officers sees.....put your trousers back up, please...*lol*

Marital Bliss 2....

....good sex has nothing to do with age....*lol*

Obnoxious Parking...

...how did they manage that? Parking a la idiot.....*lol*

Cheerful Community....

.....*lol*

Big women...

..Need big rides...*lol*

Shots....

....well?....*lol*

Sebastian Vettel....

...good luck at Ferrari!

Studying in 2014...

...*lol*

Weed...

......always think twice before you post something...*lol*

Hourglass....

..therefor, fart as much as you can...*lol*

Karma....

...hihihi...I´m sure some people will be hugely disappointed...*lol*

Behavioural Precautions.....

... what a meanie. So Kids, better ALWAYS listen to your parents...*lol*

Funny Church Sign.....

....tell me all about it.....*lol*

Twins...

...don´t they look dearest...*lol*

Scientific Approach....

...very smelly ghots I´d say...*lol*

Coffee Wisdom

...we all need to lighten up a bit.....*lol*

Sweet Revenge....

....hide your hamster....*lol*

Remedy....

......we assume no liability.....*lol*

Duct Tape...

..can fix everything.....*lol*

No service...

...*lol*

Idiots...

...sorry, but this is the most idiotic tweet I´ve ever come across....*lol*

Beggary....

...would you be offended?

Health Issues...

...in times like these point 4) is very important.....*lol*

Cheerleaders.....

...wearing jeans makes stupid, obviously......*lol*

Slinkies....

...agreed.....*lol*

Infructescence

....which country is this.....that they don´t know bananas? *lol*

Licence Plates....

...nomen est omen? *lol*