The ideal guy....

... how about great personality; gentleman; sense of humor;  no criminal record; Drug Free; straight; no mommy issues; no freaky family....or am I too demanding???? *lol*

Self-explanatory....

......*lol*

Iced Blood....

...sounds yummy....*lol* There are vampires among us, people....

Neighbors....

....there´s just no suger-coating it.....*lol* If this house will sell quickly?

Opinionated.....

.....*lol*

Spells....

....why would a witch like to become a mermaid? Life is full of surprises.....*lol*

Street Smart.....

....*lol*

PJ Cafe....

...just like Walmart you´ll see the craziest people at Starbucks.....always good for a laugh.....*lol*

Griper....

...I just love this querulous cat...have a nice Sunday everybody.....*lol*

Formula 1 Grand Prix Hungaroring 2014

......well, our boy did it again. P2 at the qualifying session in Budapest. All the best for the race tomorrow, SEB!

Bargain....

...I want TWO straws....*lol*

Inside out....

......the happiest place on earth? *lol*

The hole...

.....there is a graffiti artist with a sense of humor...*lol*

No Bacon....

.....I love the bacon.....*lol*

Parking Fail....

...I can make it fit....maybe not, lol!

Boy Toys...

...*lol*.....

Shirts....

...NOT to wear while being arrested.....*lol*

Redneck´s Dream...

...my house, my pool, my boat.....*lol*

Perfect match....

......requirements no human can comply with....*lol*

Revealed....

....*lol*.........

2014 German Grand Prix Impressions...

The German crowd showing their support for one of Formula 1 finest.......

Dirty Boat Name...

..... admitting that one is an a**hole is the first step....*lol*

Fuel Efficient....

...Red Bull not only gives you wings but is good for a laugh or two too...*lol*

The idiosyncrasy of women....

...never to be underestimated....*lol*

Beach Fail...

......before you look like an overdone chicken.....*lol*

Formula 1 Grand Prix Germany....

.....it´s racing time again. Our best wishes go out to Red Bull Racing, Sebastian vettel and Daniel Ricciardo....go Boys, go!

Exercise Extreme....

....*lol*

Redneck Car Fix...

...Pringles, what else?...*lol* because the container is the same diameter.....

Juicy....

Best answer every....*lol*

Beyond Size Zero....

.....*lol*

Mirror, mirror.....

...or what one uses when he hasn´t got one....*lol*

Wrecking Ball....

......Miley Cirus as  crime-stoper....priceless...*lol*

Freedom....

...nowadays EVERYTHING is made in China or so it seems.....*lol*

Special Delivery.....

......bodies?.....*lol*

Lately at the gym....

....lost stripper...*lol*

Social.....

....how I LOVE sarcasm......*lol*

Headlines....

...a real forehead slapper, ain´t it? *lol*

Good question....

...*lol*

Germany vs. Argentina....

...we´ll keep our fingers crossed for Germany because they are the better team...*lol*

Cucumber.....

...*lol*.....Some people take beauty advice way too far.....

Beach life....

At the beach.......in the water....with the car......fun time or helping to rescue whoever decided to go swimming with their car?

Prank.....

....you are maxipadded...*lol*

China-Burger...

...as always, the Chinese like to overdo it a bit.....*lol*

Beastly Good....

...and that´s a promise......*lol*

Personalities......

...1...2....3....4.....5....6....7......*lol*

Honest Brand Slogan.....

......its all about the bread...*lol*

Discounts!....

.....I would love to get a receipt like this! *lol*

Favourite Book....

....to read over the weekend...*lol*

Maxim....

....I talk sober the way most people talk drunk. :)

Grave mistake...

...*lol*