Cheaters.....

 ......*lol*....one of the funniest pick-up lines in my estimation....

The Unconscious.....

...*lol*....A Freudian slip here.....

Instant Karma....

....ouch...we hope he is comfortable wearing a diaper....*lol*

Chinese Wall......

...*lol*

Head Cheese....

Summer is around the corner. And some images better be forgotten real quick....sometimes one size doesn´t fit everyone.....*lol*

Meanie....

...Sometimes? ....*lol*

Templar...

...*lol*

Ninjaphone....

....must be a Nokia, otherwise it would have shattered into a million pieces.....*lol*

No discounts....

....*lol*

Rural Sunbathing....

... The place to be when Summer comes around.....*lol*

Waiting loop....

.....*lol*

Gyro Gearloose .....

The law says that he´s allowed to use hands-free technology to talk on the phone while driving......if you haven´t got the real thing use what you have got.....*lol*

Wish list...

....*lol*

Grudges....

...me too...*lol*

Novelle cuisine....

........sounds yummy.....not. *lol*

Five little Pigs...

.....*lol*

Fried chicken.....

...oh excuse me....a lady suffering from leathery skin due to a bad bout of tanorexia......*lol*

Free Energy Cooking....

.......Summer -  cookie-baking time......in Texas they use those hot summer days for something useful.....*lol*

Ouch!

....no, but no - a Coca Cola bottle doesn´t belong in there....*lol*

Hairy matters.....

......every women knows moments like these....*lol*

Appreciated....

...even birds appreciate the quality of Apple.....*lol*

Makeshift.....

...if you don´t have the real thing you´ll have to make do with what you have got......old Russian proverb.....*lol*

Rules....

...must be obeyed at all times. Even if the dog is as big as a calf....*lol*

Humanistic.....

......how else would they learn how to spread their wings.....*lol*

TAG your girl......

....spot on.....*lol*

Treat...

...specially for all those people who can´t get enough of themselves......*lol*

Busted!....

....*lol*

Matter of character....

.... I am seriously flawed then, because I think 99% of everything is funny...

Freethought.....

......sometimes, spur of the moment decisions are the best...*lol*

Be different.....

......*lol*

Blast from the past.....

...I bet the dog knows where the Oreos are hidden.....*lol*

Braniac.....

.....*lol*

Habit-driven....

...I feel sorry for the TSA Agent.....*lol*

Exhibitionist Fail.....

A pregnant woman with a swollen belly, is a beautiful silhouette. A naked guy with a beer gut? Not so much....*lol*

Dwelling....

...*lol*

Shapes & Sizes 2....

......diffferent strokes for different folks.....*lol*

Hunting ground.....

...for annoying singers......*lol*

High Spirits...

....ouch.....looks like he didn´t take his own advice...*lol*

Horsing around.....

......sorry Miley fans, but this is just too funny.....*lol*

Macabre....

.....on this note....Happy Mother´s Day to all Mums, Mothers, Mummy`s....*lol*

Reality Check.....

....*lol*

Close, but no cigar!

....a brand EVERYBODY knows around the globe, or? *lol*

Formula 1 Race in Catalunya Spain.....

.....its racing-weekend again! As always I wish you the best for the upcoming race.  Go and get that trophy Seb......*lol*

Catchup....

 ....revenge of a neglected customer....*lol*

No additives....

.....*lol*

Spare Parts....

......Who needs to buy a windshield wiper when you have brooms.......*lol*

Hipsters Extreme....

...what´s the point of pants at that point? And how can he walk with his pants around his ankle....*lol*.

Sisyphean labor....

....I wonder if this is ever going to happen? *lol*

Transformation....

.....amusing what people will do to their phones.....*lol*

Shaken not stirred.....

.....life must be difficult with a name like that....*lol*